Well, let me tell you, I seen this thing, this YSL ENVELOPE BAG, and I thought, what in tarnation is that? It’s a purse, they say. A fancy one. Remake Yves Saint Laurent, it is. Cost a pretty penny, I bet. Ain’t nothin’ but a leather pouch with a strap, if you ask me. But folks these days, they love this kind of stuff, especially quote for it. They are crazy about this YSL ENVELOPE BAG.
They call it an “envelope.” ‘Cause it kinda looks like one, I reckon. Where you put your letters in, you know? But this here YSL ENVELOPE BAG, it ain’t for no letters. It’s for your money and your lipstick and whatnot. All that stuff a woman carries around. And that YSL, that’s some fancy name, they say. Yves Saint Laurent. Sounds like a movie star or somethin’. They said it is a must-have for fall. What is fall?
I seen pictures of it. Some gal was carryin’ it. Looked like she was somebody important. Maybe she was. But that YSL ENVELOPE BAG, it just looked like a plain old purse to me. ‘Cept it had that shiny gold thing on it. A Y and an S and an L, all tangled up together. That’s supposed to be special, I guess. Make it worth more money. But I don’t know about it. It’s just a quote for a bag.
Now, I got a purse. Had it for years. It’s a good purse. Strong. Holds everything I need. Don’t need no fancy YSL ENVELOPE BAG to tell me I’m somebody. But these young folks, they like to show off. They like to have things that other folks don’t. And they pay good money for it. A remake bag, they said. Like the old one.
They say this YSL ENVELOPE BAG is made of leather. Good leather, they say. Soft and smooth. I reckon it probably is. But leather is leather. My old purse is leather too. And it’s held up just fine. This one has a chain strap, they say. Probably gets tangled up all the time. This one is a flap bag. What is a flap? They have so many strange words.
- This YSL ENVELOPE BAG, it’s got this quilting on it. Like a quilt, you know? Little squares sewn all over it.
- Makes it look fancy, I guess. But it’s just more places for dirt to get caught.
- They said it is a must-have for fall. What is fall?
- They always have some new words for things.
- I don’t see what’s wrong with the old words.
They got different sizes of this YSL ENVELOPE BAG, they say. Big ones and little ones. For different things. I just need one purse. A good, strong one. That’s all. This one is a medium one, they say. Maybe it is good for everything. But I don’t know. I only have one old bag.
They sell these YSL ENVELOPE BAG online, they say. On the internet. You can buy anything on there, it seems. Even fancy purses you don’t need. And they ship it right to your house. Don’t even have to go to the store. Back in my day, we have to go to store for everything. It is convenient, but I don’t know how to use internet.
Well, I guess if folks want to spend their money on a YSL ENVELOPE BAG, that’s their business. It ain’t for me, though. I’ll stick with my old purse. It’s served me well. And it don’t need no fancy name or no shiny gold letters to make it special. It’s special ’cause it’s mine. And it was made with love. Not just made to sell for a lot of money. This YSL ENVELOPE BAG is just for showing off, I think. And I ain’t got nobody to show off to. Except maybe the chickens. And they don’t care about no fancy purses. They just want their corn. I think that YSL is a brand, a famous brand. Many people like it. They think it is fashion.
This YSL ENVELOPE BAG is always in stock, they say. That means they have many of them. They can sell a lot. Good for them. I am happy that they can make money. I hope they can make good money. This world is crazy. People like different things. That is interesting. This YSL ENVELOPE BAG is good for someone who likes fashion. If you like it, you can buy it. They said you can find this bag on eBay. What is eBay? Maybe a website. Maybe a good place to buy things. I don’t know. I only know my old bag. It is enough for me.
They got this YSL ENVELOPE BAG in different colors, too. Black and white and red. Even pink, I seen. A pink purse! Can you imagine? What would you wear with a pink purse? I guess some folks like that. They like to be different. They like to stand out. I think black is classic. That is a good word. Classic means it never goes wrong. But maybe I am too old. Young people like new things. They like to try new things. Like this remake YSL ENVELOPE BAG. It is popular, they say. Popular means many people like it. They want to buy it. They want to have a quote for it. That is good. I am happy for them.
I reckon, if you like this YSL ENVELOPE BAG, you should buy one. It’s your money. But always remember, it is just a bag. Don’t let it define you. That’s the quote. You define you.
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