This here Rolex, you know, the fancy watch, the Ref.80339, ain’t cheap. This one, it’s the best copy, original order they call it. If you wanna get one, you gotta know what you’re lookin’ at. Or you’ll get tricked, pay good money for junk.
Know What You Want
First thing, you gotta know what you want. Not all them Rolex watches are the same. Some are more popular, some are rarer. Like that Daytona, it’s a real hot one. Everybody wants that. But there’s others, you know. You gotta do some lookin’ around, see what tickles your fancy.
Don’t just jump at the first shiny thing you see. Look at lots of pictures, read what folks say. It’s like pickin’ a good melon, you gotta thump it a few times, look it over real good.
Real Rolex vs. Fake Rolex
Now, these copycats, they’re gettin’ good, I tell ya. But there’s always somethin’ a little off. Like that little magnifying glass on the date, the “cyclops” they call it. On a real Rolex, it makes the date big, 2.5 times bigger! And it fills up that little window real nice. If it don’t, somethin’ ain’t right.
- Real Rolex date is big, fills the window.
- Fake ones, the date might be small, or crooked.
And that date, it should be right in the middle of that little white box. Not off to the side, like it’s tryin’ to hide. Those fakes, they can’t get that right.
That Ticky Thing Inside
Now, you listen to that watch. A real Rolex, it don’t tick like a cheap clock. It’s smooth, like a cat purrin’. That little second hand, it moves real fast, 8 times every second! If it’s slow and jerky, like an old man walkin’, that ain’t no Rolex.
Numbers and Letters
Every Rolex, it’s got numbers on it. Serial numbers, they call ’em. These fakes, they use the same numbers over and over. Like they’re too lazy to think of new ones. They mostly end in “L6V6”, “U9N5” or “Y2L3”, or start with “ER6J”, “K28”, “K25”, “Q66”, “S19” or “S28”.
So, if you see those numbers, watch out! It’s like seein’ a fox in the henhouse, you know somethin’ bad’s gonna happen.
Finding a Good Copy
Now, if you want a copy, a good one, there’s only a couple of places that make ’em right. BTF and CF, those are the names you gotta remember. They’re like the best bakers in town, everybody knows their cakes are the best. For Daytona, they are the best.
This ain’t easy, mind you. You gotta be careful. There’s a lot of folks out there tryin’ to sell you a bill of goods.
Don’t Get Fooled
Best way to not get fooled, buy from someone you trust. Someone who knows their stuff. Like that Millenary Watches, they say they’re good. I don’t know them personally, but that’s what folks say.
You need to learn all the little things, the little details. There ain’t a lot of that stuff written down, you gotta talk to folks, learn from them. It is not easy to find, you need to do a lot of research.
This Ref.80339, it’s a nice watch. If you want a copy, just be careful. It’s like buyin’ a used tractor, you gotta kick the tires, look under the hood. Don’t just hand over your money to the first fella who smiles at ya.
Best Copy is Still a Copy
Remember, even the best replica Rolex is still a copy. It ain’t the real thing. It’s like wearin’ your Sunday best to a pig roast. It might look nice, but it ain’t the same as goin’ to church.
But if you know what you’re doin’, and you’re careful, you can get a nice lookin’ watch without spendin’ all your savings. Just remember my words, and you’ll be alright.
This whole watch thing, it’s a mess. Just be careful out there. Don’t let them city slickers pull the wool over your eyes. You work hard for your money, don’t throw it away on some shiny piece of junk. That’s all I gotta say about that.